6. Lateranus,870 No mention is made of this deity by any other author. as you say, is the god and genius of hearths, and received this name because men build that kind of fireplace of unbaked bricks. What then? if hearths were made of baked clay, or any other material whatever, will they have no genii? and will Lateranus, whoever he is, abandon his duty as guardian, because the kingdom which he possesses has not been formed of bricks of clay? And for what purpose,871 Lit., “that he may do what.” I ask, has that god received the charge of hearths? He runs about the kitchens of men, examining and discovering with what kinds of wood the heat in their fires is produced; he gives strength872 Lit., “good condition,” habitudinem. to earthen vessels that they may not fly in pieces, overcome by the violence of the flames; he sees that the flavour of unspoilt dainties reaches the taste of the palate with their own pleasantness, and acts the part of a taster, and tries whether the sauces have been rightly prepared. Is not this unseemly, nay—to speak with more truth—disgraceful, impious, to introduce some pretended deities for this only, not to do them reverence with fitting honours, but to appoint them over base things, and disreputable actions?873 Lit., “a disreputable act.”
VI. Lateranus, ut dicitis, deus est focorum et genius, dictusque hoc nomine, quod ex laterculis crudis ab hominibus caminorum istud exaedificetur genus. 1013B Quid ergo si testa, aut materia fuerint quacumque alia fabricati foci, genios non habebunt? et ab officio 1014A tutelae, quisquis iste est Lateranus, abscedet, quod regni sui possessio non luteis constructa est formis? Et quid, quaeso, ut faciat, praesidatum focorum Deus iste sortitus est? Per humani generis coquinas currit, inspiciens et explorans quibusnam lignorum generibus suis ardor in foculis excitetur: habitudinem fictilibus contribuit vasculis, ne flammarum dissiliant vi victa: curat ut ad sensum palati suis cum jucunditatibus veniant rerum incorruptatum sapores, et an rite pulmenta condita sint, praegustatoris fungitur atque experitur officio. Itane istud non foedum, quinimmo, ut verius dixerim, non contumeliosum, non impium, ad hoc tantum inducere deorum nescio quas fictiones, non quas dignis honoribus prosequare, sed quas rebus turpibus, et infami praeficias actioni?