The Satyricon of Petronius Arbiter
THE SATYRICON OF PETRONIUS ARBITER VOLUME I. ADVENTURES OF ENCOLPIUS AND HIS COMPANIONS
NO SLAVE TO LEAVE THE PREMISES
HERE RESTS G POMPEIUS TRIMALCHIO
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SECOND.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRD.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWELFTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTIETH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIRST.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SECOND.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THIRD.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOURTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIFTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIXTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTIETH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIRST.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SECOND.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THIRD.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOURTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIFTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIXTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVENTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINTH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTIETH.
CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIRST.
CHAPTER 9. Gladiator obscene:--
CHAPTER 34. Silver Skeleton, et seq.
ALIAE. RESTITVTAE. ANIMAE. DVLCISSIMAE.
CHAPTER 56. Contumelia--Contus and Melon (malum).
CHAPTER 119. The rite of the Persians:
Another exquisite and illuminating passage occurs in Catullus, 51, given in Marchena's fourth note.
CHAPTER 131. Medio sustulit digito:
The question here has to do with a procurers or go-between. That profession has gradually fallen into discredit by I know not what fatality, which befalls the most worthy things. Cervantes the only philosophic author Spain has produced, wanted that calling to be venerated in cities above all others. And truly, when one thinks how much finesse is necessary to pursue that profession with success, when one considers that those who practice that truly liberal art are the repositories of the most important as well as the most sacred secrets, one would never fail to have the greatest respect for them. The tranquillity of homes, the civil state of persons they hold at their discretion, and still, though they drink in insults, though they endure abuse, very rarely do these beings, true stoics, compromise those who have confided in them.
In their Mercury, the ancients realized their beau ideal or archetype of go-between which they called; in vulgar language "pimp". That God, as go-between for Jupiter, was often involved in the most hazardous enterprises, such as abducting Io, who was guarded by Argus of the hundred eyes; Mercury I say, was the God of concord, or eloquence, and of mystery. Except to inspire them with friendly feeling and kind affections, Mercury never went among mortals. Touched by his wand, venomous serpents closely embraced him. Listening to him, Achilles forgot his pride, extended hospitality to Priam and permitted him to take away the body of Hector. The ferocious Carthaginians were softened through the influence of this God of peace, and received the Trojans in friendship. Mercury it was who gathered men into society and substituted social customs for barbarism. He invented the lyre and was the master of Amphion, who opened the walls of Thebes by the charm of his singing. Mercury or Hermes gave the first man knowledge; but it was enveloped in a mysterious veil which it was never permitted the profane to penetrate, which signifies that all that he learned from God, concerning amorous adventures, should be wrapped in profound silence. How beautiful all these allegories are! And how true! How insipid life would be without these mysterious liaisons, by which Nature carries out her designs, eluding the social ties, without breaking them! Disciples of Mercury, I salute you, whatever be your sex; to your discretion, to your persuasive arts are confided our dearest interests, the peace of mind of husbands, the happiness of lovers, the reputation of women, the legitimacy of children. Without you, this desolated earth would prove to be, in reality, a vale of tears; the young and beautiful wife united to decrepit husband, would languish and grow weak, like the lonely flower which the sun's rays never touch. Thus did Mexence bind in thine indissoluble bands the living and the dead.
Fate, however, has often avenged the go-betweens on account of the misunderstandings from which they suffer at the hands of the vulgar. Otho opened the way to the empire of the world by his services as a go-between for Nero. And the go-betweens of princes, and even of princesses, are always found in the finest situations. Even Otho did not lose all his rights; Nero exiled him with a commission of honor, "because he was caught in adultery with his own wife, Poppaea." "Uxoris moechus coeperate esse suae" (Suet. Otho, chap. 111), said malicious gossip at Rome.