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Now about the same time there was in that city a public assembly in honour of the false gods, and the king must needs be present at the feast, and grace it with lavish sacrifices. But the temple-keepers, seeing that he was careless and lukewarm with regard to their worship, feared that he might neglect to be present in their temple, and that they might lose the royal largess, and the rest of their revenues. So they arose, and withdrew to a cavern situate in the depth of the desert, where dwelt a man who busied himself with magical arts, and was a fervent champion of the error of idolatry. Theudas was his name. Him the king honoured exceedingly, and counted him his friend and teacher, because, he said, it was by the guidance of his prophecies that his kingdom ever prospered. So these idol-priests, that were no priests, came to him, and appealed to him for help, and made known to him the evil opinion of their gods which was growing on their king, and all that the king's son had done, and all the eloquent discourse that Nachor had held against them. And they said, "Except you come thyself to our succour, gone is all hope! and lost is all the reverence of the gods. Thou only art left to be our comfort in this misfortune, and upon you we fix our hopes."

So forth marched Theudas, in company with his Satanic host; and he armed himself against the truth, invoking many of his evil spirits, who knew how to lend ready aid for evil ends, and whom he alway used for his ministers; and with these allies he came to the king. When his arrival had been announced to the king, and he had entered in, with a palm-staff in his hand and a sheep-skin girt about his loins, the king arose from his throne, and met and welcomed him; and, fetching a seat, he made him to sit down beside him. Then spoke Theudas unto the king, "O king, live for ever under the shelter of the favour of the most puissant gods! I have heard that you hast foughten a mighty fight with the Galileans, and hast been crowned with right glorious diadems of victory. Wherefore I am come, that we may celebrate together a feast of thanksgiving, and sacrifice to the immortal gods young men in the bloom of youth and well-favoured damsels, and eke offer them an hecatomb of bullocks and herds of beasts, that we may have them from henceforth for our allies invincible, making plain our path of life before us."

Hereto the king made answer, "We have not conquered, aged sir, we have not conquered: nay, rather have we been defeated in open fight. They that were for us turned suddenly against us. They found our host a wild, half-drunken, feeble folk, and utterly overthrew it. But now, if there be with you any power and strength to help our fallen religion and set it up again, declare it."

Theudas replied in this wise, "Dread not, O king, the oppositions and vain babblings of the Galileans: for of what worth against reasonable and sensible men are the arguments that they use? These methinks shall be more easily overthrown than a leaf shaken with the wind. They shall not endure to face me, far less join argument, or come to propositions and oppositions with me. But, in order that the coming contest and all our wishes may prosper, and that our matters may run smoothly with the stream, adorn you with your presence this public festival, and gird on for your strong sword the favour of the gods, and well befall you!"

When the mighty in wickedness had thus boasted himself and thought of mischief all the day long (let David bear his part in our chorus), and when, as says Esay, he had given his neighbour a drink of turbid dregs, by the help of the evil spirits his comrades he made the king utterly to forget the thoughts that inclined him to salvation, and caused him again to cleave to his wonted ways. Then the king despatched letters hither and thither, that all men should gather together to this loathsome assembly. Then might you have seen multitudes streaming in, and bringing with them sheep and oxen and divers kinds of beasts.

So when all were assembled, the king arose, with that deceiver Theudas, and proceeded to the temple, bringing one hundred and twenty bullocks and many animals for sacrifice. And they celebrated their accursed feast till the city resounded with the cry of the brute beasts and the very air was polluted with the reek of sacrifice. This done, when the spirits of wickedness had greatly vaunted them over Theudas' victory, and when the temple-keepers had rendered him thanks, the king went up again unto his palace, and said milo Theudas, "Behold now, as you badest us, we have spared no pains over the splendour of this gathering and the lavishness of the sacrifice. Now, therefore, it is time for you to fulfil your promises, and to deliver from the error of the Christians my son that has rebelled against our religion, and to reconcile him to our gracious gods. For, though I have left no device and deed untried, yet have I found no remedy for the mischief, but I perceive that his will is stronger than all. When I have dealt gently and kindly with him, I have found that he payeth me no regard whatsoever. When I have treated him harshly and severely, I have seen him driven the quicker to desperation. To your wisdom for the future I leave the care of this calamity that has befallen me. If then I be delivered from this trouble by your means, and once more behold my son worshipping my gods with me, and enjoying the gratification of this life of pleasure, and this royal estate, I will set up unto you a golden statue, and make you to receive divine honours from all men for all time to come."

Hereupon Theudas, bowing an attentive ear to the evil one, and learning from him the secret of his evil and deadly counsel, became himself the devil's tongue and mouthpiece, and spoke unto the king, "If you wilt get the better of your son, and make his opposition vain, I have discovered a plan, which he shall in no wise be able to resist, but his hard and obdurate mind shall melt quicker than wax before the hottest fire." The king, seeing this foolish fellow swelling with empty pride, immediately grew merry and joyful, hoping that the unbridled and boastful tongue would get the mastery of that divinely instructed and philosophic soul. "And what is the plan?" he asked. Then began Theudas to weave his web. He made his villainy sharp as any razor and did cunningly prepare his drugs. Now behold this malicious device and suggestion of the evil one. "Remove, O king," said he, "all your son's waiting men and servants far from him, and order that comely damsels, of exceeding beauty, and bedizened to be the more winsome, be continually with him and minister to him, and be his companions day and night. For myself, I will send him one of the spirits told off for such duties, and I will thus kindle all the more fiercely the coals of sensual desire. After that he has once only had intercourse with but one of these women, if all go not as you wilt, then disdain me for ever, as unprofitable, and worthy not of honour but of dire punishment. For there is nothing like the sight of women to allure and enchant the minds of men. Listen to a story that beareth witness to my word."

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Κατ' ἐκεῖνο δὲ καιροῦ πανήγυρις ἦν τῶν ψευδωνύμων θεῶν δημοτελὴς ἐν τῇ πόλει ἐκείνῃ: ἔδει δὲ τὸν βασιλέα παρεῖναι τῇ ἑορτῇ καὶ θυσιῶν δαψιλείᾳ ταύτην κοσμῆσαι. ἀλλ' ἐδεδίεσαν οἱ νεωκόροι, ὁρῶντες αὐτὸν ἀμελῶς περὶ τὸ σέβας αὐτῶν καὶ χλιαρῶς διακείμενον, μή ποτε ἀμελήσειε τῆς ἐν τῷ ναῷ παρουσίας, καὶ στερηθεῖεν αὐτοὶ τῆς διδομένης αὐτοῖς βασιλικῆς δωρεᾶς καὶ τῶν λοιπῶν προσόδων. ἀναστάντες οὖν καταλαμβάνουσιν ἄντρον ἐν βαθυτάτῃ διακείμενον τῇ ἐρήμῳ, ἔνθα κατῴκει ἀνήρ τις μαγικαῖς σχολάζων τέχναις, καὶ τῆς εἰδωλικῆς πλάνης θερμότατος ὑπάρχων προασπιστής: Θευδᾶς ὄνομα αὐτῷ: ὃν καὶ ὁ βασιλεὺς ἐτίμα διαφερόντως, καὶ φίλον ἡγεῖτο καὶ διδάσκαλον, διὰ τῆς αὐτοῦ λέγων μαντείας εὐθενουμένην προκόπτειν τὴν αὐτοῦ βασιλείαν: ὡς εἰς αὐτὸν τοίνυν οἱ μὴ ἱερεῖς τῶν εἰδώλων ἀφικόμενοι τοῦτον εἰς βοήθειαν προσεκαλοῦντο, καὶ τὴν ἐγγινομένην τῷ βασιλεῖ τῶν θεῶν κατάγνωσιν δήλην ἐποίουν, οἷά τε ὁ τοῦ βασιλέως πεποιήκει υἱός, οἷα δὲ κατ' αὐτῶν ὁ Ναχὼρ δεδημηγορήκει, καὶ ὡς, Εἰ μὴ αὐτός, φασίν, ἐλεύσῃ βοηθήσων ἡμῖν, πᾶσα ἐξέλιπεν ἐλπίς, πάντα ἀπόλωλε τὰ τῶν θεῶν σεβάσματα: σὺ γὰρ μόνος ἡμῖν ὑπελείφθης τῆς συμφορᾶς παραμύθιον, καὶ ἐπὶ σοὶ τὰς ἐλπίδας ἐθέμεθα.

Ἐκστρατεύει τοίνυν ὁ Θευδᾶς μετὰ τῆς συμπαρούσης αὐτῷ σατανικῆς στρατιᾶς, καὶ κατὰ τῆς ἀληθείας ὁπλίζεται, πολλὰ τῶν πονηρῶν πνευμάτων καλέσας, ἃ πρὸς τὰ φαῦλα συνεργεῖν οἶδε προθύμως, καὶ οἷς ἐκεῖνος ἀεὶ διακόνοις ἐχρῆτο: μεθ' ὧν παραγίνεται πρὸς τὸν βασιλέα.

Ὡς δὲ ἐμηνύθη τῷ βασιλεῖ ἡ ἄφιξις αὐτοῦ, καὶ εἰσῆλθε, ῥάβδον μὲν κατέχων βαϊνήν, μηλωταρίον δὲ περιεζωσμένος, ἀνέστη ὁ βασιλεὺς τοῦ θρόνου, καὶ τοῦτον προσυπαντήσας ἠσπάσατο, καὶ θρόνον ἐνεγκὼν πλησίον αὐτοῦ συνεδριάζειν πεποίηκεν. εἶτα λέγει Θευδᾶς τῷ βασιλεῖ: Βασιλεῦ, εἰς τοὺς αἰῶνας ζῆθι, τῇ τῶν μεγίστων θεῶν εὐμενείᾳ σκεπόμενος. ἤκουσα γὰρ ἀγῶνά σε μέγαν ἀγωνίσασθαι κατὰ τῶν Γαλιλαίων καὶ λαμπροτάτοις διαδήμασι νίκης καταστεφθῆναι. διὸ ἐλήλυθα, ἵνα εὐχαριστήριον ἑορτὴν ὁμοῦ τελέσωμεν, νεανίσκους τε ὡραίους καὶ κόρας εὐόπτους τοῖς ἀθανάτοις θεοῖς καταθύσωμεν, ταύρους τε ἑκατὸν καὶ ζῷα τούτοις πλεῖστα προσενέγκωμεν, ὡς ἂν ἔχοιμεν αὐτοὺς καὶ εἰς τὸ ἑξῆς συμμάχους ἀηττήτους, ὅλον ἡμῖν τὸν βίον ἐξομαλίζοντας.

Πρὸς ταῦτα ὁ βασιλεύς, Οὐ νενικήκαμεν, ἔφη, ὦ πρεσβύτα: οὐ νενικήκαμεν, ἀλλ' ἀνὰ κράτος μᾶλλον ἡττήμεθα. οἱ γὰρ ὑπὲρ ἡμῶν καθ' ἡμῶν ἐξαίφνης γεγόνασι. παράβακχόν τε καὶ μανικὴν καὶ ἀσθενῆ τὴν ἡμετέραν εὑρόντες παράταξιν, τέλεον ταύτην κατέβαλον. νυνὶ δέ, εἴ τίς σοι δύναμις πρόσεστι καὶ ἰσχὺς εἰς τὸ βοηθῆσαι τῇ κάτω κειμένῃ θρησκείᾳ ἡμῶν καὶ ταύτην αὖθις ἀνορθῶσαι, ἀνάγγειλόν μοι.

Ὁ δὲ Θευδᾶς τοιαύτας ἐδίδου τὰς ἀποκρίσεις τῷ βασιλεῖ: Τὰς μὲν τῶν Γαλιλαίων ἐνστάσεις καὶ ματαιολογίας μὴ φοβοῦ, βασιλεῦ: τίνα γάρ εἰσι τὰ παρ' αὐτῶν λεγόμενα πρὸς ἄνδρας λογικοὺς καὶ ἐχέφρονας; ἅτινα, ἐμοὶ δόξαν, ῥᾳδίως καταβληθήσεται μᾶλλον ἢ φύλλον ἀνέμῳ κατασεισθέν. οὐδὲ γὰρ κατὰ πρόσωπόν μου ἐλθεῖν ὑπομενοῦσι μὴ ὅτι γε καὶ λόγον συνᾶραι καὶ εἰς προτάσεις μοι καὶ ἀντιθέσεις χωρῆσαι. ἀλλ', ἵνα τοῦτό τε τὸ προκείμενον ἀγώνισμα καὶ πᾶν ὁτιοῦν ἂν βουληθείημεν ἐπ' εὐθείας ἡμῖν γένοιτο καὶ κατὰ ῥοῦν τὰ πράγματα χωρήσειε, τὴν ἑορτὴν κόσμησον ταύτην τὴν δημοτελῆ, καὶ τὴν εὐμένειαν τῶν θεῶν ὥσπερ τι κραταιὸν περιβαλοῦ ὅπλον: καὶ εὖ σοι γένηται.

Οὕτω καυχησάμενος ὁ ἐν κακίᾳ δυνατὸς εἶναι ἀνομίαν τε ὅλην τὴν ἡμέραν μελετήσας (συμφθεγγέσθω γὰρ ἡμῖν ὁ Δαυΐδ), ἀνατροπὴν δὲ θολεράν, καθά φησιν Ἠσαΐας, τῷ πλησίον ποτίσας, συνεργίᾳ τῶν συμπαρομαρτούντων αὐτῷ πονηρῶν πνευμάτων ἐπιλαθέσθαι τὸν βασιλέα παντάπασι τῶν πρὸς σωτηρίαν ὑπομιμνησκόντων λογισμῶν πεποίηκε καὶ τῶν συνήθων πάλιν ἐπιμελῶς ἔχεσθαι. ἔνθεν τοὶ καὶ γραμμάτων βασιλικῶν πανταχοῦ διαπεφοιτηκότων τοῦ συνελθεῖν πάντας ἐν τῇ μυσαρᾷ πανηγύρει αὐτῶν, ἦν ἰδεῖν συρρέοντα τὰ πλήθη, πρόβατά τε καὶ βόας καὶ διάφορα γένη ζῴων ἀγόμενα.

Πάντων τοίνυν συνεληλυθότων, ἀναστὰς ὁ βασιλεὺς μετὰ τοῦ ἀπατεῶνος Θευδᾶ πρὸς τὸν ναὸν ἐχώρει, ταύρους καταθῦσαι φέρων ἑκατὸν εἴκοσι καὶ ζῷα πολλά. καὶ ἐτέλουν τὴν ἐπάρατον αὐτῶν ἑορτήν, ὡς περιηχεῖσθαι μὲν τὴν πόλιν ὑπὸ τῆς τῶν ἀλόγων ζῴων φωνῆς, τῇ δὲ τῶν θυσιῶν κνίσῃ καὶ αὐτὸν μολύνεσθαι τὸν ἀέρα. τούτων οὕτω τελεσθέντων, καὶ τῶν τῆς πονηρίας πνευμάτων λίαν ἐγκαυχησαμένων ἐπὶ τῇ νίκῃ τοῦ Θευδᾶ, καὶ χάριτας αὐτῷ ὁμολογησάντων τῶν νεωκόρων, εἰς τὸ παλάτιον αὖθις ἐπανῆκεν ὁ βασιλεύς. καί φησι τῷ Θευδᾷ: Ἰδοὺ δή, καθὰ ἐκέλευσας, οὐδεμίαν ἐνελίπομεν σπουδὴν ἐπὶ τῇ λαμπροφορίᾳ τῆς πανηγύρεως καὶ δαψιλείᾳ τῶν θυσιῶν. καιρὸς οὖν ἤδη τὰ ἐπηγγελμένα πληρῶσαι καὶ τὸν ἀποστατήσαντα τῶν ἡμετέρων σεβασμάτων υἱόν μου τῆς πλάνης ἀναρρύσασθαι τῶν Χριστιανῶν, καὶ τοῖς εὐμενέσι καταλλάξαι θεοῖς. ἐγὼ γὰρ τέχνην πᾶσαν καὶ χεῖρα κινήσας οὐδεμίαν εὗρον τοῦ κακοῦ θεραπείαν: ἀλλὰ πάντων κρείττονα τὴν αὐτοῦ γνώμην ἐθεασάμην. εἰ πράως αὐτῷ ἐνέτυχον καὶ ἠπίως, οὐδὲ τὸν νοῦν μοι προσέχοντα ὅλως εὕρισκον: εἰ αὐστηρῶς ἐχρησάμην καὶ ἐμβριθῶς, εἰς ἀπόνοιαν μᾶλλον αἰρόμενον ἐθεώρουν. τῇ σῇ λοιπὸν σοφίᾳ τὰ τῆς ἐπελθούσης μοι συμφορᾶς ἀνατίθημι. εἰ οὖν, ταύτης ἀπαλλαγεὶς διὰ σοῦ, τὸν ἐμὸν αὖθις ὄψομαι υἱὸν σὺν ἐμοὶ τοῖς θεοῖς μου λατρεύοντα καὶ τῶν ἐπιθυμιῶν τῆς ἐνηδόνου ζωῆς ταύτης καὶ βασιλείας ἀπολαύοντα, στήλην σοι ἀνεγείρας χρυσῆν, ἴσα θεοῖς θήσομαι παρὰ πάντων τιμᾶσθαι εἰς τὸν ἐπιόντα ἀτελεύτητον χρόνον.

Ὁ Θευδᾶς τοίνυν οὖς εὐήκοον ὑποκλίνας τῷ πονηρῷ, καὶ παρ' ἐκείνου μυηθεὶς βουλὴν πονηρὰν καὶ ὀλέθριον, γλῶσσά τε καὶ στόμα αὐτῷ γενόμενος, φησὶ πρὸς τὸν βασιλέα: Εἰ χειρώσασθαι τὸν σὸν βούλει υἱόν, καὶ κενὴν αὐτῷ τὴν ἔνστασιν θεῖναι, εὕρηταί μοι τέχνη πρὸς ἣν οὐδὲ ἀντέχειν δυνατὸς ἔσται, ἀλλὰ ῥᾷον μαλαχθήσεται ὁ ἀτεράμων καὶ ἀμείλικτος αὐτοῦ λογισμὸς ἢ κηρὸς πυρκαϊᾷ σφοδροτάτῃ ὁμιλήσας. ὁ δὲ βασιλεύς, τὸν μάταιον οὕτω διακενῆς φυσῶντα ἰδών, πρὸς ἡδονὴν εὐθὺς καὶ φαιδρότητα μετεβάλλετο, ἐλπίσας τὴν ἀκόλαστον ἐκείνην καὶ θρασεῖαν γλῶσσαν τῆς θεοδιδάκτου καὶ φιλοσοφίας γεμούσης περιγενέσθαι ψυχῆς. Καὶ τίς ἡ τέχνη μαθεῖν ἤρετο. τότε Θευδᾶς ὡσεὶ ξυρὸν ἠκονημένον ὑφαίνει τὸ κακούργημα καὶ δεινῶς ἀρτύει τὰ φάρμακα. καὶ ὅρα σόφισμα κακότεχνον καὶ ὑποβολὴν τοῦ πονηροῦ. Πάντας, φησίν, ὦ βασιλεῦ, τοὺς παρισταμένους τῷ υἱῷ σου καὶ ὑπηρετοῦντας μακρύνας ἀπ' αὐτοῦ, γυναῖκας εὐειδεῖς καὶ λίαν περικαλλεῖς, καὶ κεκοσμημένας εἰς τὸ ἐπαγωγότερον, συνεῖναι αὐτῷ διηνεκῶς καὶ καθυπηρετεῖν, συνδιαιτᾶσθαί τε καὶ συναυλίζεσθαι, πρόσταξον. ἐγὼ δέ, τῶν πνευμάτων ἓν τῶν εἰς τὰ τοιαῦτά μοι τεταγμένων ἐπαποστείλας αὐτῷ, βιαιότερον τὸ τῆς ἡδονῆς πῦρ ἀνάψω. καὶ ἅμα τῷ συγγενέσθαι αὐτὸν μιᾷ καὶ μόνῃ τῶν τοιούτων γυναικῶν, εἰ μὴ πάντα ἕξει σοι κατὰ γνώμην, παροπτέος ἐγὼ τὸ λοιπόν σοι καὶ ἄχρηστος, καὶ τιμωριῶν μεγίστων, οὐ τιμῶν, ἄξιος. οὐδὲν γὰρ ὡς ὄψις γυναικῶν ἐπάγεσθαι καὶ θέλγειν τοὺς ἀρρένων λογισμοὺς πέφυκε. καὶ ἄκουσον διηγήσεως τῷ ἐμῷ συμμαρτυρούσης ῥήματι.