Chapter XI.—The Romans Provided Gods for Birth, Nay, Even Before Birth, to Death. Much Indelicacy in This System.
And you are not content to assert the divinity of such as were once known to you, whom you heard and handled, and whose portraits have been painted, and actions recounted, and memory retained amongst you; but men insist upon consecrating with a heavenly life495 I know not what incorporeal, inanimate shadows, and the mere names of things—dividing man’s entire existence amongst separate powers even from his conception in the womb: so that there is a god Consevius,496 to preside over concubital generation; and Fluviona,497 to preserve the (growth of the) infant in the womb; after these come Vitumnus and Sentinus,498 through whom the babe begins to have life and its earliest sensation; then Diespiter,499 by whose office the child accomplishes its birth. But when women begin their parturition, Candelifera also comes in aid, since childbearing requires the light of the candle; and other goddesses there are500 who get their names from the parts they bear in the stages of travail. There were two Carmentas likewise, according to the general view: to one of them, called Postverta, belonged the function of assisting the birth of the introverted child; while the other, Prosa,501 executed the like office for the rightly born. The god Farinus was so called from (his inspiring) the first utterance; while others believed in Locutius from his gift of speech. Cunina502 is present as the protector of the child’s deep slumber, and supplies to it refreshing rest. To lift them (when fallen)503 there is Levana, and along with her Rumina.504 It is a wonderful oversight that no gods were appointed for cleaning up the filth of children. Then, to preside over their first pap and earliest drink you have Potina and Edula;505 to teach the child to stand erect is the work of Statina,506 whilst Adeona helps him to come to dear Mamma, and Abeona to toddle off again; then there is Domiduca,507 (to bring home the bride;) and the goddess Mens, to influence the mind to either good or evil.508 They have likewise Volumnus and Voleta,509 to control the will; Paventina, (the goddess) of fear; Venilia, of hope;510 Volupia, of pleasure;511 Præstitia, of beauty.512 Then, again, they give his name to Peragenor,513 from his teaching men to go through their work; to Consus, from his suggesting to them counsel. Juventa is their guide on assuming the manly gown, and “bearded Fortune” when they come to full manhood.514 If I must touch on their nuptial duties, there is Afferenda whose appointed function is to see to the offering of the dower; but fie on you! you have your Mutunus515 and Tutunus and Pertunda516 and Subigus and the goddess Prema and likewise Perfica.517 O spare yourselves, ye impudent gods! No one is present at the secret struggles of married life. Those very few persons who have a wish that way, go away and blush for very shame in the midst of their joy.
[11.] Non contenti eos deos asseverare, qui visi retro, auditi contrectatique sunt, quorum effigies descriptae, negotia digesta, memoria propagata, umbras nescio quas incorporales, inanimales, et nomina de rebus efflagitant deosque sanciunt, dividentes omnem statum hominis singulis potestatibus ab ipso quidem uteri conceptu, ut si deus Consevius quidam, qui consationibus concubitalibus praesit, et Fluviona, 0600C quae infantem in utero . . . . . . . hinc Vitumnus, et Sentinus, per quem viviscat infans et sentiat . . . . . : dehinc Diespiter, qui puerum perducat ad partum. Cum prin . . . . . . . . . . . et Candelifera, quoniam ad candelae lumina pariebant, et quae . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . us dictae. Perverse natos . . . . . . . . . . to Prosae carmentis esse provin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . et ab effatu Farmus, et aliis a lo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . nem ad cavendum sumministrat . . . . . . . . . . rix et Albana, et una Rucinia. Mirum . . . . . . . . . . non esse provisos. Exinde et primi cibi sum . . . . . . . . . . . . Potina et Eluda, et statuendi infantis sta . . . . . . . . . do, Abeona, et Domiducam, et habent Edeam . . . . . . . ae et malam. Item voluntatis, Volumnum, Voletam . . . . . . . . . Paventinam, Pavoris, Spei, Venilliam; voluptatis, Volupiam . . . . . ntiae, 0600D Praestitiam; aeque ab actu, Peragenorem: a consiliis Consum; juventam, novorum togatorum; 0601A virorum jam, fortuna barbata . . . . . . . nuptialibus disseram. Afferenda est ab afferendis dotibus ordinata . . . . . . . dor, et Mutunus et Tutunus , et dea pertunda, et Subigus, et Prema . . . . . parcite, dei impudentes, luctantibus sponsis nemo intervenit . . . quorum votum est foris gaudentes erubescunt .