Chapter XXXIV.—Ridicule of the Statues Erected by the Greeks.

Worthy of very great honour, certainly, was the tyrant Bhalaris, who devoured sucklings, and accordingly is exhibited by the workmanship of Polystratus the Ambraciot, even to this day, as a very wonderful man! The Agrigentines dreaded to look on that countenance of his, because of his cannibalism; but people of culture now make it their boast that they behold him in his statue! Is it not shameful that fratricide is honoured by you who look on the statues of Polynices and Eteocles, and that you have not rather buried them with their maker Pythagoras? Destroy these memorials of iniquity! Why should I contemplate with admiration the figure of the woman who bore thirty children, merely for the sake of the artist Periclymenus? One ought to turn away with disgust from one who bore off the fruits of great incontinence, and whom the Romans compared to a sow, which also on a like account, they say, was deemed worthy of a mystic worship. Ares committed adultery with Aphrodité, and Andron made an image of their offspring Harmonia. Sophron, who committed to writing trifles and absurdities, was more celebrated for his skill in casting metals, of which specimens exist even now. And not only have his tales kept the fabulist Æsop in everlasting remembrance, but also the plastic art of Aristodemus has increased his celebrity. How is it then that you, who have so many poetesses whose productions are mere trash, and innumerable courtezans, and worthless men, are not ashamed to slander the reputation of our women? What care I to know that Euanthé gave birth to an infant in the Peripatus, or to gape with wonder at the art of Callistratus, or to fix my gaze on the Neæra of Calliades? For she was a courtezan. Laïs was a prostitute, and Turnus made her a monument of prostitution. Why are you not ashamed of the fornication of Hephæstion, even though Philo has represented him very artistically? And for what reason do you honour the hermaphrodite Ganymede by Leochares, as if you possessed something admirable? Praxiteles even made a statue of a woman with the stain of impurity upon it. It behoved you, repudiating everything of this kind, to seek what is truly worthy of attention, and not to turn with disgust from our mode of life while receiving with approval the shameful productions of Philænis and Elephantis.

34.1 Πάνυ γοῦν σεμνὸς καὶ ὁ τύραννος Φάλαρις, ὃς τοὺς ἐπιμαστιδίους θοινώμενος παῖδας διὰ τῆς Πολυστράτου τοῦ Ἀμπρακιώτου κατασκευῆς μέχρι νῦν ὥς τις ἀνὴρ θαυμαστὸς δείκνυται· καὶ οἱ μὲν Ἀκραγαντῖνοι βλέπειν αὐτοῦ τὸ πρόσωπον τὸ προειρημένον διὰ τὴν ἀνθρωποφαγίαν ἐδεδίεσαν, οἷς δὲ μέλον ἐστὶ παιδείας αὐχοῦσιν ὅτι δι' εἰκόνος αὐτὸν θεωροῦσι. πῶς γὰρ οὐ χαλεπὸν ἀδελφοκτονίαν παρ' ὑμῖν τετιμῆσθαι, οἳ Πολυνείκους καὶ Ἐτεοκλέους ὁρῶντες τὰ σχήματα καὶ μὴ σὺν τῷ ποιήσαντι Πυθαγόρᾳ καταβοθρώσαντες συναπόλλυτε τῆς κακίας τὰ ὑπομνήματα; τί μοι διὰ τὸν Περικλύμενον γύναιον, ὅπερ ἐκύησε τριάκοντα παῖδας, ὡς θαυμαστὸν ἡγεῖσθε καὶ κατανοεῖν ποίημα; πολλῆς γὰρ ἀκρασίας ἀπενεγκαμένην τὰ ἀκροθίνια βδελύττεσθαι 34.2 καλὸν ἦν, τῇ κατὰ Ῥωμαίους συῒ παρεικαζομένην, ἥτις καὶ αὐτὴ διὰ τὸ ὅμοιον μυστικωτέρας, ὥς φασιν, ἠξίωται θεραπείας. ἐμοίχευσεν δὲ Ἄρης τὴν Ἀφροδίτην, καὶ τὴν ἀπ' αὐτῶν Ἁρμονίαν Ἄνδρων ὑμῖν κατεσκεύασεν. λήρους τε καὶ φλυαρίας Σώφρων διὰ συνταγμάτων παραδοὺς ἐνδοξότερος χάριν τῆς χαλκευτικῆς ἣ μέχρι νῦν ἐστιν· καὶ τὸν ψευδολόγον Αἴσωπον ἀείμνηστον οὐ μόνον τὰ μυθολογήματα, καὶ ἡ κατὰ τὸν Ἀριστόδημον δὲ πλαστικὴ περισπούδαστος ἀπέδειξεν. εἶτα πῶς οὐκ αἰδεῖσθε τοσαύτας μὲν ἔχοντες ποιητρίας οὐκ ἐπί τι χρήσιμον, πόρνας δὲ ἀπείρους καὶ μοχθηροὺς ἄνδρας, τῶν δὲ παρ' ἡμῖν γυναικῶν διαβάλλοντες τὴν σεμνότητα; τί μοι σπουδαῖον μανθάνειν Εὐάνθην ἐν Περιπάτῳ τεκεῖν καὶ 34.3 πρὸς τὴν Καλλιστράτου κεχηνέναι τέχνην; καὶ πρὸς τὰ Καλλιάδου Νεαίρᾳ προσέχειν τοὺς ὀφθαλμούς; ἑταίρα γὰρ ἦν. Λαῒς ἐπόρνευσεν, καὶ ὁ πόρνος αὐτὴν ὑπόμνημα τῆς πορνείας ἐποίησεν. διὰ τί τὴν Ἡφαιστίωνος οὐκ αἰδεῖσθε πορνείαν καὶ εἰ πάνυ Φίλων αὐτὸν ἐντέχνως ποιεῖ; τίνος δὲ χάριν διὰ Λεωχάρους Γανυμήδη τὸν ἀνδρόγυνον ὥς τι σπουδαῖον ἔχοντες κτῆμα τετιμήκατε καὶ ὃ ψελιούμενόν τι γύναιον Πραξιτέλης ἐδημιούργησεν; ἐχρῆν δὲ πᾶν τὸ τοιοῦτον εἶδος παραιτησαμένους τὸ κατὰ ἀλήθειαν σπουδαῖον ζητεῖν καὶ μὴ Φιλαινίδος μηδὲ Ἐλεφαντίδος τῶν ἀρρήτων ἐπινοιῶν ἀντιποιουμένους τὴν ἡμετέραν πολιτείαν βδελύττεσθαι.