28. For where there are weddings, marriages, births, nurses, arts,990 i.e., either the arts which belong to each god (cf. the words in ii. 18: “these (arts) are not the gifts of science, but the discoveries of necessity”), or, referring to the words immediately preceding, obstetric arts. and weaknesses; where there are liberty and slavery; where there are wounds, slaughter, and shedding of blood; where there are lusts, desires, sensual pleasures; where there is every mental passion arising from disgusting emotions,—there must of necessity be nothing godlike there; nor can that cleave to a superior nature which belongs to a fleeting race, and to the frailty of earth. For who, if only he recognises and perceives what the nature of that power is, can believe either that a deity had the generative members, and was deprived of them by a very base operation; or that he at one time cut off the children sprung from himself, and was punished by suffering imprisonment; or that he, in a way, made civil war upon his father, and deprived him of the right of governing; or that he, filled with fear of one younger when overcome, turned to flight, and hid in remote solitudes, like a fugitive and exile? Who, I say, can believe that the deity reclined at men’s tables, was troubled on account of his avarice, deceived his suppliants by an ambiguous reply, excelled in the tricks of thieves, committed adultery, acted as a slave, was wounded, and in love, and submitted to the seduction of impure desires in all the forms of lust? But yet you declare all these things both were, and are, in your gods; and you pass by no form of vice, wickedness, error, without bringing it forward, in the wantonness of your fancies, to the reproach of the gods. You must, therefore, either seek out other gods, to whom all these reproaches shall not apply, for they are a human and earthly race to whom they apply; or if there are only these whose names and character you have declared, by your beliefs you do away with them: for all the things of which you speak relate to men.
XXVIII. Ubi enim nuptiae, matrimonia, puerperia, nutrices, artificia, debilitates, ubi status capitis, et conditio servitutis, ubi vulnera, caedes, cruor, ubi amores, desideria, voluptates, ubi omnis animorum affectio ab inquietis perturbationibus veniens, necesse est divinum nihil istic esse: nec quod proprium caduci est generis, et terrenae fragilitatis, praestantiori posse adhaerere naturae. Quis est enim qui credat, si modo agnoscit ac percipit vis istius potentiae quae sit, aut genitales habuisse partes deum, et abscissione foedissima privatum his esse: aut ex se proditas aliquando intercepisse proles, et vinculorum 1061B coercitum poenis: aut cum patre quodammodo conseruisse bella civilia, et eum jure abstinuisse regali : aut exterritum minoris metu vertisse exuperatum terga, et tamquam fugitivum et exulem in submotis delituisse secretis? Quis est, inquam, qui credat ad humanas accubuisse deum mensas, interemptum avaritiae causa, fefellisse supplices ambiguitate 1062A responsi, praecellere in furtorum dolis, adulterasse, servisse, vulneratum esse, et adamasse, et per omnes libidinum formas incestarum cupiditatum circumegisse pellaciam? Atquin omnia vos ista et fuisse, et inesse in diis asseveratis vestris: neque ullam praetermittitis speciem vitiositatis, maleficii, lapsus, quam non in convicium numinum opinionum petulantia conferatis. Aut igitur vobis quaerendi sunt dii alii, in quos omnia ista non cadant: in quos enim haec cadunt, humani sunt generis atque terreni: aut si hi sunt tantummodo, quorum nomina publicastis et mores, opinionibus tollitis vestris. Mortalia sunt enim quaecumque narratis.