The Satyricon of Petronius Arbiter

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 THE SATYRICON OF PETRONIUS ARBITER VOLUME I. ADVENTURES OF ENCOLPIUS AND HIS COMPANIONS

 CHAPTER THE FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE FOURTH.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTH.

 CHAPTER THE NINTH.

 CHAPTER THE TENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ELEVENTH.

 (Ascyltos was for going to Naples that same day, but I protested the imprudence of going to any place where they would be on the lookout for us. Let'

 CHAPTER THE TWELFTH.

 CHAPTER THE THIRTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE FOURTEENTH.

 But, with the exception of a two-as piece with which we had intended purchasing peas and lupines, there was nothing to hand so, for fear our loot sho

 CHAPTER THE FIFTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTEENTH.

 Then she suddenly clapped her hands, and broke into such a peal of laughter that we were alarmed. The maid, who had been the first to arrive, did like

 CHAPTER THE NINETEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE TWENTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-THIRD.

 When he had finished his poetry, he slobbered a most evil-smelling kiss upon me, and then, climbing upon my couch, he proceeded with all his might and

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FOURTH.

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SIXTH.

 VOLUME II.

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-EIGHTH.

 NO SLAVE TO LEAVE THE PREMISES

 In the vestibule stood the porter, clad in green and girded with a cherry-colored belt, shelling peas into a silver dish. Above the threshold was susp

 CHAPTER THE TWENTY-NINTH.

 BEWARE THE DOG.

 My companions laughed, but I plucked up my courage and did not hesitate, but went on and examined the entire wall. There was a scene in a slave market

 CHAPTER THE THIRTIETH.

 TO GAIUS POMPEIUS TRIMALCHIO

 A double lamp, suspended from the ceiling, hung beneath the inscription, and a tablet was fixed to each door-post one, if my memory serves me, was in

 ON DECEMBER THIRTIETH AND

 the other bore a painting of the moon in her phases, and the seven planets, and the days which were lucky and those which were unlucky, distinguished

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FOURTH.

 OPIMIAN FALERNIAN

 While we were studying the labels, Trimalchio clapped his hands and cried, Ah me! To think that wine lives longer than poor little man. Let's fill 'e

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SIXTH.

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-EIGHTH.

 CAIUS POMPONIUS DIOGENES HAS

 What do you think of the fellow in the freedman's place? He has a good front, too, hasn't he? And he has a right to. He saw his fortune multiplied te

 JULIUS PROCULUS WILL SELL AT

 CHAPTER THE THIRTY-NINTH.

 CHAPTER THE FORTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-FOURTH.

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-SIXTH

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-EIGHTH.

 CHAPTER THE FORTY-NINTH.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FOURTH.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-FIFTH.

 This epigram led up to a discussion of the poets, and for a long time, the greatest praise was bestowed upon Mopsus the Thracian, until Trimalchio bro

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SIXTH.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-EIGHTH.

 CHAPTER THE FIFTY-NINTH.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FOURTH.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SIXTH.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-EIGHTH.

 CHAPTER THE SIXTY-NINTH.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FIRST.

 --THIS MONUMENT DOES NOT--

 In any case, I'll see to it through a clause in my will, that I'm not insulted when I'm dead. And for fear the rabble comes running up into my monume

 HERE RESTS G POMPEIUS TRIMALCHIO

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FOURTH.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SIXTH.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-EIGHTH.

 VOLUME III.

 CHAPTER THE SEVENTY-NINTH.

 But my self-congratulation was premature, for I was overcome with wine, and when my unsteady hands relaxed their hold, Ascyltos, that never-failing we

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FOURTH.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SIXTH.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-EIGHTH.

 CHAPTER THE EIGHTY-NINTH.

 CHAPTER THE NINTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-FIRST.

 (And furthermore, I went on), I was not the one that laid the cause of our love before another judge, but I will complain no more, I will remember

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-SECOND.

 (Our philosopher began to moralize, when he had gorged himself, leveling many critical shafts at those who hold every-day things in contempt, esteemin

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-THIRD.

 Is this the way in which you keep your promise not to recite a single verse today? I demanded bear in mind your promise and spare us, at least, fo

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-FOURTH.

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-SIXTH.

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-EIGHTH.

 VOLUME IV.

 CHAPTER THE NINETY-NINTH.

 (To me, this advice seemed both sound and practical, because it would free me from any annoyance by Ascyltos, and because it gave promise of a happier

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDREDTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTH.

 Still, what's to prevent our searching the ship? said Lycas, after he had expiated Tryphaena's dream, so that we will not be guilty of neglecting t

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTH.

 (Lycas, as he perceived that Tryphaena was as eager as himself for revenge, gave orders for our punishment to be renewed and made more drastic, whereu

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWELFTH.

 But why should I keep you longer in suspense? The lady observed the same abstinence when it came to this part of her body, and the victorious soldier

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEENTH.

 (In spite of my ill-humor, Lycas saw how well my golden curls became me and, becoming enamoured anew, began winking his wanton eyes at me and) sought

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEENTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIRST.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SECOND.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THIRD.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOURTH.

 When Eumolpus had, with great volubility, poured out this flood of words, we came at last to Crotona. Here we refreshed ourselves at a mean inn, but o

 VOLUME V.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIXTH.

 After a little more teasing, I requested the maid to conduct her mistress to a clump of plane trees. Pleased with this plan, the girl picked up the sk

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVENTH.

 Side by side upon the grassy plot we lay, exchanging a thousand kisses, the prelude to more poignant pleasure, (but alas! My sudden loss of vigor disa

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT.

 (The misfortune seemed to me a dream, but I imagined that I must surely be under a spell of enchantment and, for a long time, I was so devoid of stren

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTIETH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIRST.

 When she had made an end of this incantation she ordered me to spit three times, and three times to drop stones into my bosom, each stone she wrapped

 Fanning herself with a branch of flowering myrtle, she lay, stretched out with her marble neck resting upon a golden cushion. When she caught sight of

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SECOND.

 Raising myself upon my elbow I rebuked the shirker in some such terms as these: What have you to say for yourself, you disgrace to gods and men, I d

 When I had made an end of this invective, so out of keeping with good taste, I began to do penance for my soliloquy and blushed furtively because I ha

 Nothing can be more insincere than the silly prejudices of mankind, and nothing sillier than the morality of bigotry,

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-THIRD.

 While I was engaged in this diplomatic effort in behalf of the affected member, a hideous crone with disheveled hair, and clad in black garments which

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOURTH.

 She seated herself upon the other side of the bed and in quavering tones commenced to accuse the delays of old age. At last the priestess came in. Wh

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIFTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIXTH.

 By this time the two remaining geese had picked up the beans which had been scattered all over the floor and bereft, I suppose, of their leader, had g

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVENTH.

 Please don't make such a fuss, I said, I'll give you an ostrich in place of your goose! While she sat upon the cot and, to my stupefaction, bewail

 In the meantime, she scurried around and put a jar of wine under my hands and, when my fingers had all been spread out evenly, she purified them with

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHTH.

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINTH.

 (Tortured by these cares I spent the whole night in anxiety, and at dawn, Giton, who had found out that I had slept at home, entered the room and bitt

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTIETH.

 Every word of this is true, I insisted, and no one deserves to get into trouble more quickly than he who covets the goods of others! How could chea

 CHAPTER THE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIRST.

 PROSTITUTION.

 PAEDERASTIA.

 CHAPTER 9. Gladiator obscene:--

 CHAPTER 17.

 CHAPTER 26.

 CHAPTER 34. Silver Skeleton, et seq.

 ALIAE. RESTITVTAE. ANIMAE. DVLCISSIMAE.

 In this inscription, it is almost impossible to translate the last three words. While we live, let us live, is inadequate, to say the least. So far

 CHAPTER 36.

 CHAPTER 40.

 CHAPTER 56. Contumelia--Contus and Melon (malum).

 The myth of Cydippe and Acontius is still another example, as is the legend of Atalanta and Hippomenes or Meilanion, to which Suetonius (Tiberius, cha

 CHAPTER 116.

 CHAPTER 116.

 Pliny the Elder, Historia Naturalis, lib. XIV, chap. i, writes in scathing terms against the infamous practice of paying assiduous court to old people

 CHAPTER 119. The rite of the Persians:

 CHAPTER 127.

 Another exquisite and illuminating passage occurs in Catullus, 51, given in Marchena's fourth note.

 CHAPTER 131.

 CHAPTER 131. Medio sustulit digito:

 See also Dio Chrysostom, xxxiii. Neither, says Lampridius, Life of Heliogabalus, was he given to demand infamies in words when he could indicate sh

 CHAPTER 138.

 THE CORDAX.

 This starveling snub-nosed dancer was old, repulsive, and nastily gay. Drops of sweat mixed with paint were trickling from his shaven forehead his w

 TO THE ARMY OF THE RHINE.

 I.

 Fighting men have in all times been distinguished on account of the beauty of their women. The charming fable of the loves of Venus and Mars, describe

 II.

 The profession of Quartilla corresponded to that which is followed by our ladies of the Palace Royal. This Palace Royal is a sort of Babylon, with thi

 III.

 One of the reasons which caused the learned and paradoxical Hardouin to assert that all the works which have been attributed to the ancients, with the

 'Tis said from smooth-faced ingle train

 The Christian religion strongly prohibits this love the theologians put it among the sins which directly offend against the Holy Ghost. I have not th

 IV.

 The theologians class this species of lascivious feeling with pollution which is complete when it produces a result. The Holy Scripture tells us of On

 In the minds of the theologians pollution is synonymous with all pleasures with persons of the opposite or the same sex, which result in a waste of th

 After that we should never again exhort the ministers and moralists to inveigh against love of women for women never was the interest of men found to

 V.

 All people have regarded virginity as something sacred, and God has so honored it that he willed that his son be born of a virgin, fecundated, however

 Christianity, most spiritual, most mystical of ancient religions, attempts to make out a great case for celibacy. Its founder never married, although

 VI.

 The question here has to do with a procurers or go-between. That profession has gradually fallen into discredit by I know not what fatality, which bef

The Christian religion strongly prohibits this love; the theologians put it among the sins which directly offend against the Holy Ghost. I have not the honor of knowing just why this thing arouses his anger so much more than anything else; doubtless there are reasons. But the wrath of this honest person has not prevented the Christians from having their "pathici," just as they have in countries where they are authorized by the reigning deities. We have even noticed that they are the priests of the Lord and especially the monks who practice this profession most generally amongst us. The children of Loyola have acquired well-merited renown in this matter: when they painted "Pleasure" they never failed to represent him wearing trousers. Those disciples of Joseph Calasanz who took their places in the education of children, followed their footsteps with zeal and fervor. Lastly, the cardinals, who have a close acquaintance with the Holy Ghost, are so prejudiced in favor of Greek love that they have made it the fashion in the Holy City of Rome; this leads me to wonder whether the Holy Ghost has changed His mind in regard to this matter and is no longer shocked by it; or whether the theologians were not mistaken in assuming an aversion against sodomy which He never had. The cardinals who are on such familiar terms with him would know better than to give all their days over to this pleasure if He really objected to it.

I shall terminate this over-long note with an extract from a violent diatribe against this love which Lucian puts into the mouth of Charicles. He is addressing Callicratidas, a passionate lover of young boys, with whom he had gone to visit the temple of Venus at Cnidus.

"O Venus, my queen! to thee I call; lend me your aid while I plead your cause. For everything over which you deign to shed, be it ever so little, the persuasion of your charms, reaches absolute perfection, above all, erotic discourses need your presence, for you are their lawful mother. In your womanhood, defend the cause of woman, and grant to men to remain men as they have been born. At the beginning of my discourse, I call as witness to the truth of my arguments the first mother of all created things, the source of all generation, the holy Nature of this universe, who, gathering into one and uniting the elements of the world--earth, air, fire and water--and mingling them together, gave life to everything that breathes. Knowing that we are a compound of perishable matter, and that the span of life assigned to each of us was short, she contrived that the death of one should be the birth of another, and meted out to the dying, by way of compensation, the coming into being of others, that by mutual succession we might live forever. But, as it was impossible for anything to be born from a single thing alone, she created two different sexes, and bestowed upon the male the power of emitting semen, making the female the receptacle of generation. Having inspired both with mutual desires, she joined them together, ordaining, as a sacred law of necessity, that each sex should remain faithful to its own nature--that the female should not play the male unnaturally, nor the male degrade himself by usurping the functions of the female. Thus intercourse of men with women has preserved the human race by never-ending succession: no man can boast of having been created by man alone; two venerable names are held in equal honor, and men revere their mother equally with their father. At first, when men were filled with heroic thoughts, they reverenced those virtues which bring us nearer to the Gods, obeyed the laws of Nature, and, united to women of suitable age, became the sires of noble offspring. But, by degrees, human life, degenerating from that nobility of sentiment, sank to the lowest depths of pleasure, and began to carve out strange and corrupt ways in the search after enjoyment. Then sensuality, daring all, violated the laws of Nature herself. Who was it who first looked upon the male as female, violating him by force or villainous persuasion? One sex entered one bed, and men had the shamelessness to look at one another without a blush for what they did or for what they submitted to, and, sowing seed, as it were, upon barren rocks, they enjoyed a short-lived pleasure at the cost of undying shame.

"Some pushed their cruelty so far as to outrage Nature with the sacrilegious knife, and, after depriving men of their virility, found in them the height of pleasure. These miserable and unhappy creatures, that they may the longer serve the purposes of boys, are stunted in their manhood, and remain a doubtful riddle of a double sex, neither preserving that boyhood in which they were born, nor possessing that manhood which should be theirs. The bloom of their youth withers away in a premature old age: while yet boys they suddenly become old, without any interval of manhood. For impure sensuality, the mistress of every vice, devising one shameless pleasure after another, insensibly plunges into unmentionable debauchery, experienced in every form of brutal lust. Whereas, if each would abide by the laws prescribed by Providence, we should be satisfied with intercourse with women, and our lives would be undefiled by shameful practices. Consider the animals, which cannot corrupt by innate viciousness, how they observe the law of Nature in all its purity. He-lions do not lust after he-lions, but, in due season, passion excites them towards the females of their species: the bull that rules the herd mounts cows, and the ram fills the whole flock of ewes with the seed of generation. Again, boars mate with sows, he-wolves with shewolves, neither the birds that fly through the air, nor the fish that inhabit the deep, or any living creatures upon earth desire male intercourse, but amongst them the laws of Nature remain unbroken. But you men, who boast idly of your wisdom, but are in reality worthless brutes, what strange disease provokes you to outrage one another unnaturally? What blind folly fills your minds, that you commit the two-fold error of avoiding what you should pursue, and pursuing what you should avoid? If each and all were to pursue such evil courses, the race of human beings would become extinct on earth. And here comes in that wonderful Socratic argument, whereby the minds of boys, as yet unable to reason clearly, are deceived, for a ripe intellect could not be misled. These followers of Socrates pretend to love the soul alone, and, being ashamed to profess love for the person, call themselves lovers of virtue, whereat I have often been moved to laughter. How comes it, O grave philosophers, that you hold in such slight regard a man who, during a long life, has given proofs of merit, and of that virtue which old age and white hairs become? How is it that the affections of the philosophers are all in a flutter after the young; who cannot yet make up their minds which path of life to take? Is there a law, then, that all ugliness is to be condemned as vice, and that everything that is beautiful is to be extolled without further examination? But, according to Homer, the great interpreter of truth--'One man is meaner than another in looks, but God crowns his words with beauty, and his hearers gaze upon him with delight, while he speaks unfalteringly with winning modesty, and is conspicuous amongst the assembled folk, who look upon him as a God when he walks through the city.' And again he says: 'Your beauteous form is destitute of intelligence; the wise Ulysses is praised more highly than the handsome Nireus.' How then comes it that the love of wisdom, justice, and the other virtues, which are the heritage of the full-grown man, possess no attraction for you, while the beauty of boys excites the most vehement passion! What! should one love Phoedrus, remembering Lysias, whom he betrayed? Could one love the beauty of Alcibiades, who mutilated the statues of the Gods, and, in the midst of a debauch, betrayed the mysteries of the rites of Eleusis? Who would venture to declare himself his admirer, after Athens was abandoned, and Decelea fortified by the enemy--the admirer of one whose sole aim in life was tyranny? But, as the divine Plato says, as long as his chin was beardless, he was beloved by all; but, when he passed from boyhood to manhood, when his imperfect intelligence had reached its maturity, he was hated by all. Why, then, giving modest names to immodest sentiments, do men call personal beauty virtue, being in reality lovers of youth rather than lovers of wisdom? However, it is not my intention to speak evil of distinguished men. But, to descend from graver topics to the mere question of enjoyment, I will prove that connection with women is far more enjoyable than connection with boys. In the first place, the longer enjoyment lasts, the more delight it affords; too rapid pleasure passes quickly away, and it is over before it is thoroughly appreciated; but, if it lasts, it is thereby enhanced. Would to heaven that grudging Destiny had allotted us a longer lease of life, and that we could enjoy perpetual health without any sorrow to spoil our pleasure; then would our life be one continual feast. But, since jealous Fortune has grudged us greater blessings, those enjoyments that last the longest are the sweetest. Again, a woman, from puberty to middle age, until the last wrinkles furrow her face, is worth embracing and fit for intercourse; and, even though the prime of her beauty be past, her experience can speak more eloquently than the love of boys.

"I should consider anyone who attempted to have intercourse with a youth of twenty years to be the slave of unnatural lust. The limbs of such, like those of a man, are hard and coarse; their chins, formerly so smooth, are rough and bristly, and their well-grown thighs are disfigured with hairs. As for their other parts, I leave those of you who have experience to decide. On the other hand, a woman's charms are always enhanced by an attractive complexion, flowing locks, dark as hyacinths, stream down her back and adorn her shoulders, or fall over her ears and temples, more luxuriant than the parsley in the fields. The rest of her person, without a hair upon it, shines more brilliantly than amber or Sidonian crystal. Why should we not pursue those pleasures which are mutual, which cause equal enjoyment to those who receive and to those who afford them? For we are not, like animals, fond of solitary lives, but, united in social relations, we consider these pleasures sweeter, and those pains easier to bear, which we share with others. Hence, a common table was instituted, the mediator of friendship. When we minister to the wants of the belly, we do not drink Thasian wine, or consume costly food by ourselves alone, but in company: for our pleasures and enjoyments are increased when shared with others. In like manner, the intercourse of men with women causes enjoyment to each in turn, and both are alike delighted; unless we accept the judgment of Tiresias, who declared that the woman's pleasure was twice as great as the man's. I think that those who are not selfish should not consider how they may best secure the whole enjoyment for themselves, but should share what they have with others. Now, in the case of boys, no one would be mad enough to assert that this is the case; for, while he who enjoys their person reaches the height of pleasure--at least, according to his way of thinking--the object of his passion at first feels pain, even to tears, but when, by repetition, the pain becomes less keen, while he no longer hurts him, he will feel no pleasure himself. To mention something still more curious --as is fitting within the precincts of Venus--you may make the same use of a woman as of a boy, and thereby open a double avenue to enjoyment; but the male can never afford the same enjoyment as the female.

"Therefore, if you are convinced by my arguments, let us, men and women, keep ourselves apart, as if a wall divided us; but, if it is becoming for men to have intercourse with men, for the future let women have intercourse with women. Come, O new generation, inventor of strange pleasures! As you have devised new methods to satisfy male lust, grant the same privilege to women; let them have intercourse with one another like men, girding themselves with the infamous instruments of lust, an unholy imitation of a fruitless union; in a word, let our wanton Tribads reign unchecked, and let our women's chambers be disgraced by hermaphrodites. Far better that a woman, in the madness of her lust, should usurp the nature of a man, than that man's noble nature should be so degraded as to play the woman!"