The carmina of caius valerius catullus
We, maids and upright youths, are in diana's care: upright youths and maids, we sing diana.
O risible matter (Cato!) and jocose,
Digne of thy hearing, of thy sneering digne.
Laugh (Cato!) an thou love Catullus thine;
The thing is risible, nay, too jocose.
Erstwhile I came upon a lad who a lass 5
Was -- and (so please it Dion!) I
Pierced him with stiffest staff and did him die.