Scene II.

Enter Davus.

Davus. (to himself). I thought 'twere wonderful If this affair went off so easily; And dreaded where my master's great good-humor Would end at last: who, after he perceiv'd The Lady was refus'd, ne'er said a word To any of us, nor e'er took it ill.

Simo. (behind). But now he will; to your cost too, I warrant you!

Davus. This was his scheme; to lead us by the nose In a false dream of joy; then all agape With hope, even then that we were most secure, To have o'erwhelm'd us, nor allow'd us time To cast about which way to break the match. Cunning old Gentleman!

Simo. What says the rogue?

Davus. My master and I did not see him!

Simo. Davus!

Davus. Well! what now? (Pretending not to see him.)

Simo. Here! this way!

Davus. What can he want? (To himself.)

Simo. (overhearing). What say you?

Davus. Upon what? Sir.

Simo. Upon what! The world reports that my son keeps a mistress.

Davus. Oh, to be sure, the world cares much for that.

Simo. D'ye mind what I say? Sirrah!

Davus. Nothing more, Sir.

Simo. But for me now to dive into these matters May seem perhaps like too severe a father: For all his youthful pranks concern not me. While 'twas in season, he had my free leave To take his swing of pleasure. But to-day Brings on another stage of life, and asks For other manners: wherefore I desire, Or, if you please, I do beseech you, Davus, To set him right again.

Davus. What means all this?

Simo. All, who are fond of mistresses, dislike The thoughts of matrimony.

Davus. So they say.

Simo. And then, if such a person entertains An evil counselor in those affairs, He tampers with the mind, and makes bad worse.

Davus. Troth, I don't comprehend one word of this.

Simo. No?

Davus. No. I'm Davus, and not Oedipus.

Simo. Then for the rest I have to say to you, You choose I should speak plainly.

Davus. By all means.

Simo. If I discover then, that in this match You get to your dog's tricks to break it off, Or try to show how shrewd a rogue you are, I'll have you beat to mummy, and then thrown In prison, Sirrah! upon this condition, That when I take you out again, I swear To grind there in your stead. D'ye take me now? Or don't you understand this neither?

Davus. Clearly. You have spoke out at last: the very thing! Quite plain and home; and nothing round about.

Simo. I could excuse your tricks in any thing, Rather than this.

Davus. Good words! I beg of you.

Simo. You laugh at me: well, well! - I give you warning That you do nothing rashly, nor pretend You was not advertis'd of this - take heed!

Exit.