Chapter IX.—Concerning the Hatred of Learning, the Love of Play, and the Fear of Being Whipped Noticeable in Boys: and of the Folly of Our Elders and Masters.

14. O my God! what miseries and mockeries did I then experience, when obedience to my teachers was set before me as proper to my boyhood, that I might flourish in this world, and distinguish myself in the science of speech, which should get me honour amongst men, and deceitful riches! After that I was put to school to get learning, of which I (worthless as I was) knew not what use there was; and yet, if slow to learn, I was flogged! For this was deemed praiseworthy by our forefathers; and many before us, passing the same course, had appointed beforehand for us these troublesome ways by which we were compelled to pass, multiplying labour and sorrow upon the sons of Adam. But we found, O Lord, men praying to Thee, and we learned from them to conceive of Thee, according to our ability, to be some Great One, who was able (though not visible to our senses) to hear and help us. For as a boy I began to pray to Thee, my “help” and my “refuge,”39    Ps. ix. 9, and xlvi. 1, and xlviii. 3. and in invoking Thee broke the bands of my tongue, and entreated Thee though little, with no little earnestness, that I might not be beaten at school. And when Thou heardedst me not, giving me not over to folly thereby,40    Ps. xxii. 2, Vulg. my elders, yea, and my own parents too, who wished me no ill, laughed at my stripes, my then great and grievous ill.

15. Is there any one, Lord, with so high a spirit, cleaving to Thee with so strong an affection—for even a kind of obtuseness may do that much—but is there, I say, any one who, by cleaving devoutly to Thee, is endowed with so great a courage that he can esteem lightly those racks and hooks, and varied tortures of the same sort, against which, throughout the whole world, men supplicate Thee with great fear, deriding those who most bitterly fear them, just as our parents derided the torments with which our masters punished us when we were boys? For we were no less afraid of our pains, nor did we pray less to Thee to avoid them; and yet we sinned, in writing, or reading, or reflecting upon our lessons less than was required of us. For we wanted not, O Lord, memory or capacity, of which, by Thy will, we possessed enough for our age,—but we delighted only in play; and we were punished for this by those who were doing the same things themselves. But the idleness of our elders they call business, whilst boys who do the like are punished by those same elders, and yet neither boys nor men find any pity. For will any one of good sense approve of my being whipped because, as a boy, I played ball, and so was hindered from learning quickly those lessons by means of which, as a man, I should play more unbecomingly? And did he by whom I was beaten do other than this, who, when he was overcome in any little controversy with a co-tutor, was more tormented by anger and envy than I when beaten by a playfellow in a match at ball?

CAPUT IX. Odium litterarum, amor lusus, et vapulandi timor in pueris.

14. Deus, Deus meus, quas ibi miserias expertus sum et ludificationes! quandoquidem recte mihi vivere puero id proponebatur, obtemperare monentibus, ut in hoc saeculo florerem, et excellerem linguosis artibus, ad honorem hominum et falsas divitias famulantibus. Inde in scholam datus sum ut discerem litteras, in quibus quid utilitatis esset ignorabam miser, et tamen si segnis in discendo essem, vapulabam. Laudabatur enim hoc a majoribus, et multi ante nos vitam istam agentes, praestruxerant aerumnosas vias, per quas transire cogebamur, multiplicato labore et dolore filiis Adam. Invenimus autem, Domine, homines rogantes te; et didicimus ab eis, sentientes te, ut poteramus, esse magnum aliquem, qui posses, etiam non apparens sensibus nostris, exaudire nos et subvenire nobis. Nam puer coepi rogare te, auxilium et refugium meum; et in tuam invocationem rumpebam nodos linguae meae; et rogabam te parvus, non parvo affectu, ne in schola vapularem. Et cum me non exaudiebas, quod non erat ad insipientiam mihi (Psal. XXI, 3), ridebantur a majoribus hominibus, usque ab ipsis parentibus, qui mihi accidere mali nihil volebant, plagae meae, magnum tunc et grave malum meum.

15. Estne quisquam, Domine, tam magnus animus, praegrandi affectu tibi cohaerens? estne, inquam, quisquam? facit enim hoc quaedam etiam stoliditas: est ergo, qui tibi pie cohaerendo ita sit affectus granditer, ut equuleos et ungulas, atque hujuscemodi varia tormenta, pro quibus effugiendis tibi per universas terras cum timore magno supplicatur, ita parvi aestimet, deridens eos qui haec acerbissime formidant, quemadmodum parentes nostri ridebant tormenta quibus pueri a magistris affligebamur? Non enim aut minus ea metuebamus, aut minus te de his evadendis deprecabamur: et peccabamus tamen minus scribendo, aut legendo, aut cogitando de litteris, quam exigebatur a nobis. Non enim deerat, Domine, memoria vel ingenium, quae nos habere voluisti pro illa aetate satis; 0668 sed delectabat ludere: et vindicabatur in nos ab eis qui talia utique agebant. Sed majorum nugae negotia vocantur; puerorum autem talia cum sint, puniuntur a majoribus: et nemo miseratur pueros, vel illos, vel utrosque. Nisi vero approbet quisquam bonus rerum arbiter vapulasse me, quia ludebam pila puer, et eo ludo impediebar quominus celeriter discerem litteras, quibus major deformius luderem: aut aliud faciebat idem ipse a quo vapulabam; qui si in aliqua quaestiuncula a condoctore suo victus esset, magis bile atque invidia torqueretur, quam ego cum in certamine pilae a collusore meo superabar.